Wisdom from a Toddler

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If mom is trying to catch up on fashion magazines, it's a fantastic time to climb on top.

If mom finally convinces you to wear snow pants, there's no need for any other clothes.

If mom gives you cheese slices, confiscate the cheese block because you'll get more cheese.

If dad is snoozing in a chair, climb inside his robe and pretend to sleep. No one will ever notice.

If you're at grandma's, you can do ANYTHING.

If there is butter on the counter, it's an excellent snack. Or face cream.

If you snuggle with daddy under the covers, mommy won't find you and make you go to bed.

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