Notes on Flying
Obnoxious things about flying (Other than TSA, because I'm not looking to write a book, y'all) When you step inside an airport, normal, everyday, good people become psycho zombies. Suddenly people are serious, busy (even when waiting hours for a flight), stressed, and very, very important. This isn't Air Force One, folks. Join the Que: Lines Everything must be done in a line. Are you in the right line? Did you move up in the line the socially acceptable distance - not too close though, we all need personal space. You won't get your Starbucks unless you stay in the line. Get in line! No not the standby line. You boarded with group B?!!! Your boarding pass clearly states Group C!!!! Now you have to be re-ticketed. Can I see you ID for the eleventh time? If you have survived going through security you're most likely going to get on the airplane. Just relax. The unwritten rules of flying You may not smile or give any indication of having a good time....